<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:13:45.315-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Lonliness of an Inanimate Carbon Rod</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253.post-109804438051677474</id><published>2004-10-17T13:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-17T13:19:40.516-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It Wasn't Me!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.badexample.mu.nu/"&gt;Harvey's&lt;/a&gt; latest ploy to discredit me is implying that I was involved in&lt;a href="http://whimsycapricious.blogspot.com/2004/10/my-hero.html"&gt; this&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8493253-109804438051677474?l=carbonrod.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/109804438051677474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8493253&amp;postID=109804438051677474' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109804438051677474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109804438051677474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/2004/10/it-wasnt-me.html' title='It Wasn&apos;t Me!'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253.post-109716926083046712</id><published>2004-10-07T10:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-07T10:14:20.830-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Isotope-porn</title><content type='html'>I can't get credit for&lt;em&gt; anything&lt;/em&gt;! Guess who beat me in the &lt;a href="http://www.blueyonder.co.uk/blueyonder/searches/search.jsp?q=isotope-porn&amp;qt=a"&gt;search results &lt;/a&gt;for isotope-porn?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's so unfair! I'll say it again: &lt;s&gt; Jehovah! Jehovah!&lt;/s&gt;    isotope porn! isotope porn! isotope-porn!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8493253-109716926083046712?l=carbonrod.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/109716926083046712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8493253&amp;postID=109716926083046712' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109716926083046712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109716926083046712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/2004/10/isotope-porn.html' title='Isotope-porn'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253.post-109657231270570974</id><published>2004-09-30T13:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-30T12:25:12.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Election Rigging!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.badexample.mu.nu"&gt;Harvey&lt;/a&gt; has been accused of vote rigging! Had I a voice box I would gasp in horror! I did ask him if come election day he was going to exercise his perogative in a little booth but he told me he couldn't because he was going to vote instead. Yuck - sticky ballot papers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did he mention his name was french?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I sit here busily absorbing all kinds of bad things to make the world a better place I am reminded of my similarity to the UN, only I DO make a difference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8493253-109657231270570974?l=carbonrod.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/109657231270570974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8493253&amp;postID=109657231270570974' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109657231270570974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109657231270570974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/2004/09/election-rigging.html' title='Election Rigging!'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253.post-109636628183483710</id><published>2004-09-28T03:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T03:11:21.833-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Skeletons in the Reactor</title><content type='html'>Now I know why &lt;a href="http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/047522.php"&gt;Harvey&lt;/a&gt; won't adopt me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's because my cousin &lt;a href="http://www.fusionaddict.net/carbonrod.html"&gt;supports John Kerry&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's a &lt;em&gt;distant&lt;/em&gt; cousin. &lt;em&gt;Three times&lt;/em&gt; removed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8493253-109636628183483710?l=carbonrod.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/109636628183483710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8493253&amp;postID=109636628183483710' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109636628183483710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109636628183483710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/2004/09/skeletons-in-reactor.html' title='Skeletons in the Reactor'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253.post-109636564634653600</id><published>2004-09-28T02:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T03:00:46.346-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bored</title><content type='html'>Does anyone have any good isotope-porn links?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/047448.php"&gt;Harvey?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8493253-109636564634653600?l=carbonrod.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/109636564634653600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8493253&amp;postID=109636564634653600' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109636564634653600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109636564634653600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/2004/09/bored.html' title='Bored'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493253.post-109636511633198455</id><published>2004-09-28T02:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T03:27:58.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Rod with a Blog</title><content type='html'>Hi! I'm an inanimate carbon rod. You might remember me from such shows as The Simpsons, and World of Science.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I recently shot to fame as the Second Loser in Harvey's &lt;a href="http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/047515.php"&gt;adoption contest&lt;/a&gt;. Thanks to all you guys who voted for me. And yes I know there's a typo in my Title. It's grown on me, so I'm going to leave it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm just going to lurk here inanimately until &lt;a href="http://www.badexample.mu.nu/"&gt;Harvey&lt;/a&gt; notices me in his referrals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Muhahahahahaha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8493253-109636511633198455?l=carbonrod.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/feeds/109636511633198455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8493253&amp;postID=109636511633198455' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109636511633198455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8493253/posts/default/109636511633198455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://carbonrod.blogspot.com/2004/09/rod-with-blog.html' title='A Rod with a Blog'/><author><name>An Inanimate Carbon Rod</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14278367598033709056</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
